Genocide

After a long week of avoiding the kitchen, Anna, Jess and I decided it was high-time we attacked the variety of "friends" occupying our cooking area. Although a relatively peaceful occupation, our rivaling families could simply not coexist, and being the chief bug-catcher, I took the liberty of starting a genocide of all trespassers. I can proudly proclaim that I did a fine job of executing the invaders, and have in fact, become quite murderous (with proper weaponry). I took great delight in protecting dear Anna and Jess (who dutifully assisted me), and was pleased to hear the slew of obscenities released as our co-residents dissolved (perhaps this imagery is too literate).

Although I don't plan on selling my talents on the market, it's nice to know that I can handle this notorious creeper sans anxiety. I may have killed useable brain cells, but my Raid overuse has left us with a beautiful kitchen -- Bon Appetit!